Nick “The Nose” Manicotti
Tony “The Forehead” Pomponio
Frank “Dimples” Montiforte
Tony “The Godfather” Dijerlando
One Unlucky guy Frank DiGambliano
The Voice Larry Capeloto
A news desk with a TV Monitor and One Unlucky Guy from the Cook County Jail.
(V.O.)THE VOICE
Today we ask four gentlemen from Chicago’s underworld questions about how men with such low IQ”s have become so successful.
Frowning, Manicotti, Pomponio, Montiforte, Dijerlando all look up to the ceiling looking for semblance or source of the voice.
VO THE VOICE
Although they are pillar of their families, (they all have happy faces nodding approval) they all have amassed records as “bookies,” scoundrels, and hitmen for local gangsters. (They look for the voice, with ticked off expressions.)
VO THE VOICE
Let’s introduce our lineup.
They all brush off their clothes, ready for their introduction.
VO THE VOICE
Of losers
MONTIFORTE
Who you calling a loser (looking for the voice under the table, the walls, ceiling.)
VO THE VOICE
Nick “The Nose” Monicote. (Monicote parades his proud nose) he’s the one with the long nose who thinks he looks like a handsome Cyriac Dibergio, (Monicote proudly accepts the comparison) Pause but really looks like a poor mans pinochio. (Manicotti is pissed, looking for the voice) The nose has gotten him in a of trouble, once he thought lost his wallet and sniffed around his home like a “bloodhound” until his wife showed up and caught him eating their dog’s kibble.
Manicotti is visibly upset with the Voice.
VO THE VOICE
Then there’s Tony “The Forehead” Pomponio, (Tony is pressing his hair to display his forehead) He too has a penchant for disgracing his family.
POMPINIO
Penchant, what’s a penchant? (Looking for the voice)
VO THE VOICE
He’s been caught feeding pigeons at Buckingham Fountain, trapping them, taking them home to his wife pretending they were small chickens. (Pomponio looks for the Voice with vengeance)
VO THE VOICE
His family lives a life of luxury (Pomponio chest out proud smiles at his pals, salutes the Voice for the compliment, but his family has no idea that he wet’s the bed at night.
VO THE VOICE
Then there’s Frankie “Dimples” Montiforte. He’s enamoured with Pomponio’s forehead but doesn’t let on that he has felling for Tony “The Forehead.” (Frankie looks up in disgust at the Voice looking for the voice)
MONTIFORTE
(Looking up at the voice) I do not have feeling for Tony “The Forehead.” (Fist at the Voice) Take it back,
VO THE VOICE
Ok, I’ll take it back...(Frankie looks pleased for a moment)
VO THE VOICE
No I won’t take it back! (Frankie needs to find the voice) Just admit it, you are in love with Tony “The Forehead,” and everyone knows it.
The panel nods up at the Voice in agreement.
MONTIFORTE
I am not
VO THE VOICE
You are too
MONTIFORTE
Not
Everyone agrees with the Voice.
Now we have Tony “The Godfather” Dijerlando. Tony at one time weighed more than 450 pounds. He went on a potato diet and in two years has lost more than 200 pounds.
The Godfather, stands and show’s off his body.
VO THE VOICE
The Godfather has a reputation of being the consigliere for the mob, he is looked up as role model by their families. (The Godfather is proud of the compliment, shows it) but the word is that The Godfather sleeps with a blow up doll and calls her “Tricksy” after his first wife. (The Godfather scorns the Voice with a scowl and fist.)
Let’s listen in while Nick “The Nose” brings the panel to order.
MONTIFORTE
Who you calling a loser (looking for the voice under the table, the walls, ceiling.)
VO THE VOICE
Nick “The Nose” Monicote. (Monicote parades his proud nose) he’s the one with the long nose who thinks he looks like a handsome Cyriac Dibergio, (Monicote proudly accepts the comparison) Pause but really looks like a poor mans pinochio. (Manicotti is pissed, looking for the voice) The nose has gotten him in a of trouble, once he thought lost his wallet and sniffed around his home like a “bloodhound” until his wife showed up and caught him eating their dog’s kibble.
Manicotti is visibly upset with the Voice.
VO THE VOICE
Then there’s Tony “The Forehead” Pomponio, (Tony is pressing his hair to display his forehead) He too has a penchant for disgracing his family.
POMPINIO
Penchant, what’s a penchant? (Looking for the voice)
VO THE VOICE
He’s been caught feeding pigeons at Buckingham Fountain, trapping them, taking them home to his wife pretending they were small chickens. (Pomponio looks for the Voice with vengeance)
VO THE VOICE
His family lives a life of luxury (Pomponio chest out proud smiles at his pals, salutes the Voice for the compliment, but his family has no idea that he wet’s the bed at night.
VO THE VOICE
Then there’s Frankie “Dimples” Montiforte. He’s enamoured with Pomponio’s forehead but doesn’t let on that he has felling for Tony “The Forehead.” (Frankie looks up in disgust at the Voice looking for the voice)
MONTIFORTE
(Looking up at the voice) I do not have feeling for Tony “The Forehead.” (Fist at the Voice) Take it back,
VO THE VOICE
Ok, I’ll take it back...(Frankie looks pleased for a moment)
VO THE VOICE
No I won’t take it back! (Frankie needs to find the voice) Just admit it, you are in love with Tony “The Forehead,” and everyone knows it.
The panel nods up at the Voice in agreement.
MONTIFORTE
I am not
VO THE VOICE
You are too
MONTIFORTE
Not
Everyone agrees with the Voice.
Now we have Tony “The Godfather” Dijerlando. Tony at one time weighed more than 450 pounds. He went on a potato diet and in two years has lost more than 200 pounds.
The Godfather, stands and show’s off his body.
VO THE VOICE
The Godfather has a reputation of being the consigliere for the mob, he is looked up as role model by their families. (The Godfather is proud of the compliment, shows it) but the word is that The Godfather sleeps with a blow up doll and calls her “Tricksy” after his first wife. (The Godfather scorns the Voice with a scowl and fist.)
Let’s listen in while Nick “The Nose” brings the panel to order.
VO THE VOICE
Then there’s Frankie “Dimples” Montiforte. He’s enamoured with Pomponio’s forehead but doesn’t let on that he has felling for Tony “The Forehead.” (Frankie looks up in disgust at the Voice looking for the voice)
MONTIFORTE
(Looking up at the voice) I do not have feeling for Tony “The Forehead.” (Fist at the Voice) Take it back,
VO THE VOICE
Ok, I’ll take it back...(Frankie looks pleased for a moment)
VO THE VOICE
No I won’t take it back! (Frankie needs to find the voice) Just admit it, you are in love with Tony “The Forehead,” and everyone knows it.
The panel nods up at the Voice in agreement.
MONTIFORTE
I am not
VO THE VOICE
You are too
MONTIFORTE
Not
Everyone agrees with the Voice.
Now we have Tony “The Godfather” Dijerlando. Tony at one time weighed more than 450 pounds. He went on a potato diet and in two years has lost more than 200 pounds.
The Godfather, stands and show’s off his body.
VO THE VOICE
The Godfather has a reputation of being the consigliere for the mob, he is looked up as role model by their families. (The Godfather is proud of the compliment, shows it) but the word is that The Godfather sleeps with a blow up doll and calls her “Tricksy” after his first wife. (The Godfather scorns the Voice with a scowl and fist.)
Let’s listen in while Nick “The Nose” brings the panel to order.
MONTIFORTE I am not VO THE VOICE You are too MONTIFORTE Not Everyone agrees with the Voice. Now we have Tony “The Godfather” Dijerlando. Tony at one time weighed more than 450 pounds. He went on a potato diet and in two years has lost more than 200 pounds. The Godfather, stands and show’s off his body. VO THE VOICE The Godfather has a reputation of being the consigliere for the mob, he is looked up as role model by their families. (The Godfather is proud of the compliment, shows it) but the word is that The Godfather sleeps with a blow up doll and calls her “Tricksy” after his first wife. (The Godfather scorns the Voice with a scowl and fist.) Let’s listen in while Nick “The Nose” brings the panel to order.
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